The ultimate compendium of fake businesses, products, services and more. | ||
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1 | 7 Minute Abs | THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY 1998 Film | Goods | Fitness Products | |
7 Minute Abs The video suggested by the hitchhiker Ben Stiller picks up on the way to find Mary in Florida, which is supposed to be better than 8 Minute Abs. | |||||
2 | Ab Blaster | FRASIER 1993 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Ab Blaster Exercise equipment that comes up in conversation when Frasier tries to lose weight. Frasier: "For the next two weeks, I shall be a speed-walking, calorie-burning, pound-shedding machine. Daphne, didn't you purchase some sort of stomach-tightening apparatus for Dad?" Daphne: "The Ab Blaster or the Flab Buster?" | |||||
3 | The Abdominator | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
The Abdominator Exercise equipment at the All night Gym, where Homer gets trained by McBain actor Rainier Wolfcastle. | |||||
4 | ALF's Fat for Life Diet | ALF 1986 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
ALF's Fat for Life Diet ALF's idea for a diet fad. | |||||
5 | Alpha Monster Gains | DREAM SCENARIO 2023 Film | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Alpha Monster Gains Keto supplements advertised in Paul's dream using the Norio. | |||||
6 | The Ass Pounder 4000 | IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
The Ass Pounder 4000 Mac's exercise bike. That's not a penis. It's a fist. I call it the Ass Pounder 4000. And it works like this. Imagine you're riding up a steep hill, and you've already been working super hard, and you're sweating and you're tired. What do you do when you're tired? You want to rest. You go to sit down, it pushes you right back up in your workout. The Ass Pounder 4000 will never let you rest. "The Ass Pounder: Never stop pumping." | |||||
7 | The Bible Diet | SURVIVOR 1999 Literature | Goods | Fitness Products | |
The Bible Diet Chapter 19. Diet product in the pipeline from the good people of Tender Branson Enterprises, a mistake that Tender Branson wants to clean up before the plane goes down or before the flight recorder tape runs out. | |||||
8 | BJ's Fit for Football | GRAND THEFT AUTO: VICE CITY 2002 Video Games | Goods | Fitness Products | |
BJ's Fit for Football Former Vice City Mamba BJ Smith releases his own fitness video. | |||||
9 | The Body Sculptor 100 | FRASIER 1993 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
The Body Sculptor 100 Exercise machine that Nile and Daphne buy. | |||||
10 | The Body Sculptor 300 | FRASIER 1993 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
The Body Sculptor 300 Exercise machine. | |||||
11 | Buddy's Wonder Tonic | THE NUTTY PROFESSOR 1996 Film | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Buddy's Wonder Tonic Buddy's idea for selling Sherman's weight loss formula. | |||||
12 | The Chiseler 300 | DEXTER 2006 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
The Chiseler 300 Fitness equipment sold at Workout City, the store at the mall where Ron Galuzzo works - psychopath and patient of Dr. Evelyn Vogel. | |||||
13 | Chub-B-Gone | BOJACK HORSEMAN 2014 Animated Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Chub-B-Gone Weight loss product that BoJack's mother uses to secretly drug Hollyhock. | |||||
14 | DeMamp Camp | WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
DeMamp Camp Adam's exercise DVD. | |||||
15 | DeMamp Camp 2 | WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
DeMamp Camp 2 Adam's exercise DVD featuring DeMamp Camp's Muscle Perplexation technique. | |||||
16 | DeMamp Camp Fitness: Volume Two | WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
DeMamp Camp Fitness: Volume Two Adam's exercise DVD. | |||||
17 | DeMamp Camp: Fully Insured | WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
DeMamp Camp: Fully Insured Adam's workout video. | |||||
18 | DeMamp Camp: Working Out with Tires | WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
DeMamp Camp: Working Out with Tires Adam's workout video. | |||||
19 | Diet Drug Z-3 | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Diet Drug Z-3 While participating as a medical research subject at the Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center to earn extra money, Homer gets tested with a perfume called Desert Breeze and a diet product called Diet Drug Z-3. | |||||
20 | Dormatron | GRAND THEFT AUTO III 2001 Video Games | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Dormatron Exercise equipment advertised on the radio. | |||||
21 | Dr. Food's Food Foam Diet | THE TICK 1994 Animated Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Dr. Food's Food Foam Diet Arthur's new diet program. | |||||
22 | Dr. Nick Riviera's Gym Pills | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Dr. Nick Riviera's Gym Pills Jar of pills in Homer's box of sports equipment in the basement. | |||||
23 | Flab Buster | FRASIER 1993 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Flab Buster Exercise equipment that comes up in conversation when Frasier tries to lose weight. Frasier: "For the next two weeks, I shall be a speed-walking, calorie-burning, pound-shedding machine. Daphne, didn't you purchase some sort of stomach-tightening apparatus for Dad?" Daphne: "The Ab Blaster or the Flab Buster?" | |||||
24 | Forever Slender | DEVIL'S FOOD 1996 Film | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Forever Slender The devil's diet company. To be thin all you've got to do is sell your soul. | |||||
25 | The Glutemus Maximizer | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
The Glutemus Maximizer Exercise product in Homer's box of sports equipment in the basement. | |||||
26 | Gut Be Gone | TOYOTA 1937 Advertising | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Gut Be Gone Exercise equipment. | |||||
27 | The Hankerciser | THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW 1992 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
The Hankerciser The exercise equipment Hank endorses. Larry's wife injures herself using it. | |||||
28 | The Hollywood Agent Diet | THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW 1992 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
The Hollywood Agent Diet You can only eat while you're being eaten - joke made at Larry's roast. | |||||
29 | Hovetrekke | FIGHT CLUB 1999 Film | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Hovetrekke Home furnishing product from the Furni catalog scene in the Narrator's condo. Item D. $599. | |||||
30 | Jazzercise with Wolves | THE BEN STILLER SHOW 1990 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Jazzercise with Wolves The step aerobic system by Kevin Costner. | |||||
31 | Jill Taylor's Expectant Mothers' Program... | SLEDGE HAMMER! 1986 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Jill Taylor's Expectant Mothers' Programme Workout tape by terrorist/fitness expert Jill Taylor. | |||||
32 | Jill Taylor's Housewife Fitness Programm... | SLEDGE HAMMER! 1986 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Jill Taylor's Housewife Fitness Programme Workout tape by terrorist/fitness expert Jill Taylor. | |||||
33 | Jill Taylor's the Blond Fascist Pig Prog... | SLEDGE HAMMER! 1986 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Jill Taylor's the Blond Fascist Pig Programme Workout tape by terrorist/fitness expert Jill Taylor, joke the front desk girl makes when Sledge Hammer asks, "Got anything for me?" | |||||
34 | Jill Taylor's the Divorced Woman's Progr... | SLEDGE HAMMER! 1986 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Jill Taylor's the Divorced Woman's Programme Workout tape by terrorist/fitness expert Jill Taylor. | |||||
35 | Jill Taylor's the Las Vegas Showgirls' P... | SLEDGE HAMMER! 1986 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Jill Taylor's the Las Vegas Showgirls' Program Workout tape by terrorist/fitness expert Jill Taylor. | |||||
36 | Kegelcizer | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Kegelcizer Exercise machine at NNY Dumbbell Club, the gym where Leela and Amy take Fry, Bender and Zoidberg to get in shape. | |||||
37 | Krav Magannukah | THE TICK 2016 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Krav Magannukah Krav Maga fighting style DVD in Dot's apartment. | |||||
38 | Lipaphedrine Diet Pills | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Lipaphedrine Diet Pills Michael gets a second job at a call center to make ends meet. | |||||
39 | Massive Weight Gain Powder | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Massive Weight Gain Powder Product that Homer buys at the Springfield Nutrition Center to gain 60 lbs to qualify as disabled. | |||||
40 | Mohican Master 2000 | THE BEN STILLER SHOW 1990 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Mohican Master 2000 How Daniel Day Lewis got into shape for the film Last of the Mohicans. | |||||
41 | The Multiverse Diet | DARK MATTER 2016 Literature | Goods | Fitness Products | |
The Multiverse Diet Joke Amanda makes about the weight she's lost since she and Jason have been wandering through parallel worlds. | |||||
42 | Nautaflex | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Nautaflex Brand name that Chris makes up while trying to pass off Mrs. Cowan's walker as a fitness product to his date. "It's really good for your trivoidals." | |||||
43 | Nutra Malt | CON MAN 2015 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Nutra Malt Diet product/service endorsed by original Spectrum cast member Brenda, mentioned during the Shock-a-Con Talk-a-Thon. | |||||
44 | The Ortho Lev | BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II 1989 Film | Goods | Fitness Products | |
The Ortho Lev Orthopedic levitation device in the future McFly house. | |||||
45 | Platinum Buns | MUPPETS FROM SPACE 1999 Film | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Platinum Buns Workout video. | |||||
46 | Pounders Weight Loss | CON MAN 2015 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Pounders Weight Loss Diet product/service endorsed by original Spectrum cast member Brenda. | |||||
47 | Rand Tech Compression Brace | IRON FIST 2017 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Rand Tech Compression Brace High tech brace Danny wears after injuring his leg. | |||||
48 | Relaxation Tape No. 2 | THE BEN STILLER SHOW 1990 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Relaxation Tape No. 2 Relaxation video featuring Andy Dick's and Ben Stiller's giant heads in the sky. | |||||
49 | Relaxation Tape No. 6 | THE BEN STILLER SHOW 1990 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Relaxation Tape No. 6 Relaxation video featuring Andy Dick's and Ben Stiller's giant heads in the sky. | |||||
50 | Rich and Thin | MOONLIGHTING 1985 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Rich and Thin Mint-flavored liquid diet meal for weight control. David's brother Richard Addison's get rich and thin quick scheme. "Shed pounds - Make money". | |||||
51 | South Beach Fat Flush | MEAN GIRLS 2004 Film | Goods | Fitness Products | |
South Beach Fat Flush Fad diet Regina mentions - all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours. | |||||
52 | Supersonic Gut-icizer | THE WEIRD AL SHOW 1997 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Supersonic Gut-icizer One of the products that Al sells on Mike Levey's Unbelievable Discoveries show. Some sort of exercise product. For a limited time, you can get one with Al's face on it. | |||||
53 | Swole Bod Whey Protein | BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Swole Bod Whey Protein Amy finds a package delivered to the precinct with Swole Bod Whey Protein and a book called "How to Please your Wife: 100 Tips to Take Your Sex Life From Blah to Ahhhh" that she suspects belong to Terry, but Terry denies it. | |||||
54 | The Veidt Method | WATCHMEN 2019 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
The Veidt Method Bodybuilding system advertised in a magazine. | |||||
55 | Vibra 2000 | GET A LIFE 1990 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Vibra 2000 Fitness machine Chris uses to get his voice back after his tonsillectomy. | |||||
56 | Waist Busters | MYSTERY MEN 1999 Film | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Waist Busters Fitness product advertised in Champion City. | |||||
57 | WaistWatchers | CON MAN 2015 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
WaistWatchers Diet product/service endorsed by original Spectrum cast member Brenda, mentioned during the Shock-a-Con Talk-a-Thon. | |||||
58 | Weightgain 4000 | SOUTH PARK 1997 Animated Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Weightgain 4000 A body building supplement Cartman uses to bulk up, but he fails/refuses to note that exercise must coincide with the consumption of the product in order to attain the desired results. Consequently, he suffers an exponential weight gain. | |||||
59 | Whey Strong | ONWARD 2020 Animated Film | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Whey Strong Food product in the Lightfoot family kitchen. | |||||
60 | Wingwatchers | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | Goods | Fitness Products | |
Wingwatchers Weight loss system from the new animated movie Zoo-opolis, about a city populated with animals that's not Zootopia. |
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